Oh gosh, wishing for a person would've been a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?

[Because you're dumb, Nowi.

She's currently sitting on a bench with her Dratini draped around her neck like a giant scarf.]

But that's so mean - how did it manage to mess up that badly? I mean, unless your brother's name means "lamp" or something, but that's pretty silly.